So German flick Summer Storm (or Sommersturm) was actually a bit too gay and campy for my taste, but that’s okay, because the best 10 minutes of the film are the opening credits. With two lithe, young, muscular male bodies exercising to Nada Surf’s Blonde on Blonde, you’ve got yourself an ocular orgy. Throw in a high speed camera and it’s pretty much a visual orgasm (and they haven’t even gotten to the over-the-top gay sex yet!) Sorry to spoil it for you, but here, I’ll make it all better with a link to the condensed, good-for-you chapter.